NANCY BACHRACH

 

[excerpt]

 

 Peter led  The Triumphal March home,

basking in his heroism.
His curiosity nearly killed the Cat,

but in the end he saved the day.
He hired an agent and sold his story to Prokofiev.

The Little Birdie whistled a happy tune

to the authorities
      and then went into a witness protection program.

 

The Cat was Cool.

And so it has been said,
      "Everyone lived happily ever after."

BUT WAIT!!!  WHAT ABOUT THE DUCK???   

Well, no one knows for sure,
but according to the Little Birdie...